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Blind Woman
A blind woman asks the waiter for a dirty fork.
Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend A blind woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind woman and hands her a menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind woman's table and hands it to her. The blind woman puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind woman eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind woman returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind woman."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you.
I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind woman. After another deep breath, the blind woman says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macarroni and chesse with broccoli.
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind woman is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind woman comes in he's going to test him.
The blind woman eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind woman."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind woman walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind woman puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?" |
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A blind woman asks the waiter for a dirty fork. |
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