Children's Poetry
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With splits right up the sides And everywhere that mary walk The boys could see he thighs Mary had another skirt T'was split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one often Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Her clothes all tattered and torn It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her It was little boy blue and his horn Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman What have u got there? Said the pieman unto simon Pies you dickhead Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned its wool to nylon Georgie porgie pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too 'cause he was gay Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun Jill the dill Forgot her pill And now they have a son Little boy blew. Hey, he needed the money |
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| Decription | : | Funny nursery rhymes modified with some humor added into them. |
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