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Desert Mirage
A tie salesman was passing by in Arizona when he saw a man crawling in the desert and calling out to him...

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A tie salesman was passing by in Arizona when he saw a man crawling in the desert and calling out to him, "Water! Water!"

Without paying any heed to him, he bent over and tried to sell the man a tie. The man shook his head and simply repeated, "Water! Water!"

After trying very hard to sell the man a tie but to no avail, he just left him where he was.

A mirage then appeared before our man in the desert. The man crawled rapidly towards the mirage and eventually found himself at the entrance of a plush hotel. At the door was the tie salesman.

"Water! Water!" he cried out again.

The salesman answered, "You can't enter without a tie."


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