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Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." |
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. |
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