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Halloween One-Liners
Funny halloween one-liners to get you in the trick or treating mood.
Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
A: Lemon n' Slime.
Q: Why wasn't the vampire working?
A: He was on his coffin break.
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: By scareplane.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
A: By witchful thinking.
Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Rice Creepies.
Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle?
A: It was a chain letter.
Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
A: It was a stake sandwich.
Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?
A: A trombone.
Q: Why was the zombie so grumpy?
A: She woke up too early in the mourning.
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast?
A: Fangsgiving Day dinner.
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween?
A: Twig or treat.
Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards.
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: She had bat breath. |
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