Where's the best place to drink polyjuice potion? In the Changing room.
What's large and hairy with a single fang? Hargid
What does Harry like on his chips? HP Sauce
Which ghost works on the Hogwarts Express? The ticket inspectre
Knock Knock Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and let us in
A Potions Professor called Snape Was reluctant to use Sellotape He once got entraped In a present he wrapped And taken ten hours to escape
What's packed with flowers and full of danger? The Forbidden Florists
Ron: I've just eaten 20 chocolate frogs Harry: How do you feel? Ron: Extremely hoppy
What do wizards use to improve the weather? Sunny Spells
What's huge, leafy and rather pathetic? The whimpering willow
What do you call Professor McGonagall trapped between two layers of bread? A sandwitch
Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball? He had no body to go with.
There once was a Slytherin beater Who was truly the most dreadful cheater If another teams chaser Could clearly outpace her She'd change into a dragon, and eat her.
Knock Knock Who's there? Ron Ron who? Ron for your life, it's you know who
What do you call a wizard that is a hit with the ladies? A smooth apparator
What has fourteen legs and can't fly for toffee? The Hufflepuff Quidditch Team
Where do you find Dumbledore's Army? Up his sleevey
Why does Dobby keep criticizing himself? He has low Elf-estem
Which broomstick is the absolute pits? The direbolt
What lies on the floor of Voldemort's barber's? The Hair of Slytherin
Knock Knock Who's there? Youno Youno who? Got it in one
A herbology teacher called Sprout Had to ask all her students to shout As over the years She'd got soil in her ears And now couldn't get it back out
There once was a Chaser called Randall Whose temper caused many a scandal He would loop, swoop and zoom On his super cool broom Then lose it and fly of the handle
Knock Knock Who's there? Sirius Sirius who? Sirius-ly open the door
Which side of Fluffy the three headed dog is it best to stay on? The outside
Harry: Hedwig's lost her voice Hermione: Oh dear, is she terribly upset? Harry: No, she doesn't give a hoot.
