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Pulling Out Teeth
A man walks into the dentist's office and asks him how much to pull out a tooth.
Add to Favorites * Please be patient this joke takes time to load * Send to a Friend One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how
much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."
"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!" |
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A man walks into the dentist's office and asks him how much to pull out a tooth. |
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